Moving to Brisbane - Pommie coffee newbie to Aussie coffee snob


Moving to Brisbane has turned me into a coffee snob. This is a fact! You can keep your Starbucks and Costa Coffee and any other big chain coffee places that you find all over the world, if you want a decent coffee then head to a cafe in Brisbane. Once there, don’t expect to be able to make a quick decision on what you want, there are too many options for anything to be quick. I always thought the only decision to have to make was to have in store or takeaway; how wrong was I. 

First, there is the decision of what coffee to have. If you have seen any coffee menu in Brisbane, you will know this list can be like a novel. As well as your normal cafe drinks such as cappuccino and a latte there is also my personal favourites such as:

Long black /Americano
A long black is hot water in a mug with 2 shots of espresso added into it. A small foam is left on top of the coffee. If you were to make the espresso shots first and then add the water this would result in an Americano, less foam Is left this way. History says that American soldiers invented the Americano during the Second World War to make their hot drinks last longer. I love to drink either of these coffees with pastries whilst reading the Sunday papers on the deck. It makes me feel like I have control of my life and that I’m a real grown up.

Dirty chai latte
This coffee is a new find for me. I always thought of it as a hippy drink but then I met a friend for coffee and she persuaded me to try it. It is a chai latte (spices and hot milk) with a shot of espresso in. In my favourite local coffee store, they serve it with cinnamon sugar on the top

Flat white
This is my go-to coffee when I can’t decide. Sort of the little black dress of coffee. The flat white is made from the steamed milk at bottom of the jug (which is creamy not frothy) and is poured over a shot of espresso. It’s normally drunk from a glass cup. This type of coffee was invented in Australia and as such there is a love affair with it.

Affogato
Affogatos are the coffee that I order when I can’t decide between a coffee or dessert after dinner. A shot of espresso is poured over ice cream(normally vanilla) In a coffee cup and it is hot but cold. It’s probably the best type of coffee to have after a heavy meal when you want dessert but can’t eat a whole dessert.

Mocha
This coffee is a halfway house for me. It’s not a hot chocolate and it’s not a coffee. It is basically a latte’ with chocolate powder or syrup and is a good drink to have on an evening in winter. My son loves this drink and when we go for coffee after our Friday gym session, he always orders this along with breakfast.

Next comes the milk decision....

Full fat, skim, rice, almond, soy, oat, coconut and these are just a few of the choices.... I always opt for skin milk unless I’m having a long black or americano and then I choose hot skin milk on the side so that when I add it to my hot drink it doesn’t make the coffee cool.

The silliest option for coffee is cup size. The size is always as big as possible, this is not an option in my eyes and more of a rhetorical question, who wants a small coffee when you can have a massive coffee.

A close runner up in the silly options is the strength of the coffee.  Full Strength, double shot, half strength, decaffeinated ... What!!! Always full strength at a minimum, who orders decaf coffee?? It’s like ordering fat free ice cream or sugar free chocolate ... crazy!

And just when you think you can get any more options you get asked if you would like a flavoured syrup. My favourite is caramel, but I only ever have this as a special treat or else Annie the PT will cause me great pain (or should I say more great pain).

Don’t even start me on the options for hot weather. We are currently experiencing a heat wave in Brisbane and 37 degrees is not the best temperature for drinking hot coffee. This is where iced coffee comes into its own. As I type this, I am sat with an iced coffee on skim milk. Its basically a cold latte but way hipper, and if you are feeling super naughty you can have whipped cream and sauce with it. Clearly, I’m being good and I have a skinny iced latte…. Certainly no whipped cream here …..

With the huge coffee culture in Brisbane it will come as no surprise that we have drive through coffee bars. You can simply drive up to the window, order your huge skinny mocha with extra cream and caramel sauce and sprinkles, swipe your reward card and credit card and they will hand you a cup of the good stuff and you can continue with your day. You don’t even need to step out of your car into the heat. Who even thinks of this amazing stuff!

According to my boys, I drink way too much coffee and I should drink iced tea, or water. They also state I know too much about the stuff and that it could be my topic of expertise on game shows. I can’t argue with them on this one.

Until next Time

The Hooked on Coffee Opal One X








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